Don't Take My Black Card Tee

Spades might be a rite of passage—but not everything is for everybody. This tee is for the brave souls who’ve sat at the cookout without knowing what a book is, and lived to tell the tale. It’s a cultural confession piece with a side of comedy—because let’s be real, not knowing how to play spades is practically a Black family scandal.

Whether you’re tired of being roasted or just owning your Uno me stance, this shirt says what your soul’s been screaming. It’s a whole Blackity Black staple—because being in the culture doesn’t mean you know all the rules (and that’s okay).

• 100% cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Unisex fit



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order.

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