DISCLAIMER: I’MA Wander Off Tee

Some people get it the first time. Others need a written notice.
Enter the “DISCLAIMER: I’MA Wander Off” tee — your new favorite way to let folks know that confusion, mixed signals, and half-effort behavior will have you disappearing faster than their follow-up text.

This design features a bold yellow DISCLAIMER box up top, with crisp white lettering underneath that reads:
“Never leave me wondering, because I’MA wonder da f*ck off…”
— making it the perfect blend of attitude, honesty, and Helluva Vibe energy.

✨ Soft, comfy, and statement-ready
✨ Loud enough to pre-warn anybody playing with your time
✨ Perfect for brunch, errands, or letting these people know the vibes

For the women who don’t do confusion — just clarity and clean exits.

Helluva Vibe Apparel — Wear. Vibe. Repeat.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Unisex fit



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order.

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