Helluva Vibe Apparel
Anti-Karen Energy Hoodie
Anti-Karen Energy Hoodie
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Some days you just want peace…
But the Karen's of the world wake up choosing main character energy they were never cast for.
This hoodie is for the people who are simply tired:
Tired of the entitlement.
Tired of the attitude.
Tired of the “Can I speak to—”
Tired of the unnecessary chaos whenever you’re just tryna live your life in peace.
Introducing the shirt that says it before you have to:
✔️ I’m not the one today.
✔️ I refuse the foolishness.
✔️ Your drama is above my GAF meter AND my spirit.
Soft, bold, and petty in all the right ways, this design is your new uniform for:
• Errand runs
• Airports
• Workplaces with “that” coworker
• Holiday gatherings
• Anywhere Karen's roam freely
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it as a public service announcement.
Because honestly… we’ve ALL had enough of the Karen Olympics.
“Add to cart if you or somebody that you know survived at least ONE Karen this year.”
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Unisex fit
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
| M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
| L | 73.7 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 66 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
